1. Aloof one litter and then we’ll accept Fluffy spayed.
   (Studies appearance that virtually the entire pet overpopulation stems from the “aloof one litter mentality.)
   
   
2. My dog doesn’t amble loose, so he doesn’t charge to be fixed.
   (Murphy’s Constitution says otherwise.)
   
   
3. We always acquisition homes for the kittens.
   (And that means that an equal figure of kittens at the pound will be killed.)
   
   
4. I appetite the children to witness the miracle of birth.
   (Rent a video.)
   
   
5. My dog is so admirable and altered, there should be added of her.
   (The shelters and pounds are full of admirable and altered dogs, most with alone a few days to alive.)
   
   
6. It’s not accustomed.
   (There hasn’t been anything “accustomed” about dogs since we began to advance breeds thousands of age ago.)
   
   
7. I aloof couldn’t attending my dog in the eye if I had him castrated.
   (Analog analog watch it, you’re anthropomorphiizing.)
   
   
8. A female dog or cat should accept at least one litter for health reasons.
   (Medically, factually and ethicaly indefensible.)
   
   
9. Neutering my dog will accomplish him fat and apathetic.
   (Too much aliment and not enough exercise accomplish a dog fat and apathetic.)
   
   
10. Fixing my pet will chicken feed its personality.
    (The main influences on an animal’s personality are the affection and affliction with which it is raised.)

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